The Big Bang Theory by The Barenaked Ladies

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly 14 million years ago expansion started… WAIT!!! The Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, the neanderthals developed tools, we built the wall, we built the pyramids, math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries that all started with the Big Bang, HEY!!!

Since the dawn of man was really not that long as every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song, a fraction of a second and the elements were made, the bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate, they tried to leap but they were late and they all died. The oceans and pangea “See ya wouldn’t wanna be ya!” set in motion by the same Big Bang, it all started with the Big Bang!

It’s expanding ever outward but one day it will pause and start to go the other way, collapsing ever inward we won’t be here it won’t be hurt, our best and brightest figure it’ll make an even bigger bang! Australopithecus would really have been sick of us debating why we’re here, they’re catching deer, we’re catching viruses! Religion, or astronomy, encarta, deuteronomy, it all started with the Big Bang! Music, and mythology, Einstein, astrology, it all started with the Big Bang! It all started with the Big BANG!!!

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